Brett's Blog

San Antonio, from VA, USAF TSgt, Husband, Father, Runner. Red Wings, Lions, Tigers. Beer. Untappd: run_for_beer

tastefullyoffensive:

[lknodecaf]

tastefullyoffensive:

What Your Graphic Tee Says About You (more) [collegehumor]

Previously: 'Fun vs. Effort' Graph for Pets

Fauxhawk.

Fauxhawk.

mystiquemonique:

Realest fucking tweet of 2014

mystiquemonique:

Realest fucking tweet of 2014

(via neuering)

official-nhl:

A throwback NHL moment. Gaborik getting flipped by Hasek.

official-nhl:

A throwback NHL moment. Gaborik getting flipped by Hasek.

(via hockeytowngirl)

bistuffandpics:

downtownjeffy:

big-babes:

http://big-babes.tumblr.com/

Sophie Dee!

mmmmmmm Sophie Dee :)

demdimpleskhudobin:

I need a massage and season tickets.

(via neuering)

This country sucks

Tell me how this bitch that had her kid taken from her because of deplorable living conditions got a job with Northrup Grumman but I haven’t had a hit yet?? Not to mention said kid was put in our home until her parents could pick her up.

(via mackerdacker)

I got one!!!!  #beer #craftbeer #beergeek #beernerd #brew #beerporn #instabeer #beerstagram #beerknurd #fueledbybeer #beercamp #sierranevada #ninkasi #firestonewalker #newglarus #oskarblues #ballastpoint #cigarcity #3floyds #bells #allagash #russianriver #ashevillebeer #victory

I got one!!!! #beer #craftbeer #beergeek #beernerd #brew #beerporn #instabeer #beerstagram #beerknurd #fueledbybeer #beercamp #sierranevada #ninkasi #firestonewalker #newglarus #oskarblues #ballastpoint #cigarcity #3floyds #bells #allagash #russianriver #ashevillebeer #victory

  • DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
  • Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
  • DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
  • Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
  • DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
  • Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
  • DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
  • Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
  • DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
  • Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
  • DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
  • Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
  • DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
  • Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
  • DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
  • Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
  • DC: Wait-
  • Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
  • DC: I didn't-
  • Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
  • Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
  • Marvel: PEACE

nobodyontheice:

sidcrosbys:

wow it’s so cool that milan lucic has his own emoji

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I’m on mobile but I’m assuming it’s the piece of shit emoji

(via neuering)

blinkewis:

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tastefullyoffensive:

[dubyawinfrey]